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Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
12:58 am - Lots and lots of sweet pictures....
All right, so I went on a wild picture-taking spree today.Collapse )



They are not the most attractive pictures, of this I am certain...but they are pretty amusing. Hopefully you'll agree.

Oh! Before I forget...here is the new tattooCollapse )



I am getting the flu so it's difficult to think coherently. Therefore, I'm going to end this entry here. I love Warren Wilson.

current mood: sick

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Friday, August 12th, 2005
2:39 pm
So I have a tattoo...

current mood: sore

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Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
10:51 pm - so I felt like doing one of these...
Um...surprisingly, this was kind of right on the money, I think...


Your #1 Match: INFP




The Idealist

You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.




- Graduation tomorrow is going to kill me
- the computer guy fucked up my computer
- oranges are bliss
- I got a mild sunburn from being in the park for an hour or so on Monday....but no sun damage resulted from an entire day in shadeless, one hundred degree Sasquatch weather.
- my sister sent me the most beautiful flowers
- my lips are chapped
- I wish Rufus Wainwright wasn't gay so that I could marry him
- I am taking way too much enjoyment out of organizing my music on itunes
- and most importantly HAPPY BIRTHYDAY, JOSEF MEEKER BURTON!!!!!!!!

current mood: headache-y

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Monday, May 16th, 2005
9:24 pm
I'm going to have a nephew!

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Sunday, May 1st, 2005
8:55 pm
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Empathy |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Food indulgent |||||||||||||||| 63%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Ahem...so who wants to sell me a Bright Eyes/Faint ticket???

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Sunday, April 10th, 2005
3:07 pm
Haiku by viridianlace
strange little area
that i did not recognize
as anywhere near
Username:
Haiku! by Hutta.


current mood: listless

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Monday, April 4th, 2005
10:55 pm - The world is changed because you're made of ivory and gold..the curves of your lips rewrite history.
When my mom yells at me...she sounds like Miss Piggy and it's incredibly difficult to take her seriously.

In other news, I really think I should watch more Lifetime movies.

current mood: sleepy

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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
8:22 pm - pointless pointless pointless
[ ] I am bisexual or homosexual.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I've smoked.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I don't like Bush because from what I hear, he is dumb.
[x] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[x ] I collect comic books.
[x ] I shut others out when I'm depressed
[] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic
[x] I love Disney Movies.
[ x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation. Well, ironically.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I bake well.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self conscious.
[x] I've not trusted myself.
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] (is this bad?) I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x ] I have many scars.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x ] I see a therapist.
[x ] love white chocolate.
[x] bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[ ] I play video games.
[x ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[x] Gotten lost in your city.
[x] Saw a shooting star
[ ] Been to any other countries besides the united states
[x] I Had a serious surgery
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have Kissed a Stranger
[x ] Hugged a stranger. The psychotic lesbian at the bus stop...And she hugged me, she hugged ME.
[ ] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[ ] Laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ x] Swore at your parents
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts...someday.
[x] Been close to love
[ ] Been to a casino
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Broken a bone
[x] Skipped school
[ ] Flashed someone
[x] Saw a therapist
[ ] Done the splits
[x] Played spin the bottle
[ ] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[ x] Kissed a member of the same sex
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car
[ ] Been to Japan
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[x] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[x] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex (girlcrushes, but nothing serious...yet)
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[x] Had a crush on a teacher!!!!!! And he just yelled at me from his bicycle today....I'm pretending it was a catcall.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Slept with a co-worker (does Josh count?)
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Had children
[x ] Saw someone dying
[ ] Been to Africa
[ x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been to Canada
[ ] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[ ] Been snowboarding
[x] Been Skiing
[ ] Met someone in person from the internet. .
[ ] Been to a moto cross show
[ ] Lost a child
[ ] Gone to college
[ ] Graduated college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[x] Taken painkillers
[x] Miss someone right now

current mood: sad

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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
9:43 pm - YAY!


I took the What Home Movies Character Are You Quiz at beezar.com. I'm Brendon Small! What character are you?

That's all for now. Back to civics.


current mood: busy

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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
9:12 pm
I. Am. So. Stressed. Out.

current mood: ???

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Saturday, February 26th, 2005
10:09 pm


Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male



Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!





Not so sure about the last part.

current mood: sleepy

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Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
1:35 am
Sign this right now!!!!

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Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
1:49 am - My breasts are in high demand!
So tonight was interesting. Through the grapevine, I discovered that I am going to acquire a famous british stalker named Jamie Oliver and that he is going to fall in love with me and give me my own cooking show that will be featured on the food network and that i will write beautiful cookbooks that will sell like hotcakes (no pun intended) and use my new-found fame and money to make a smooth transition into the literary world and my dreamy new husband, Jamie, and I will live happily ever after, riding off into the sunset on a white horse with flaring nostrils. Let me rephrase this: it was rumored that Voodoo Dougnuts was going to be having a mock wedding, which was to be filmed around 10 pm by the Food Network (we ended up being mistaken - it was the Travel Channel) and all were welcome to come by and be extras. So I powdered my nose and hopped out the door, met Alexandrea and Sonja, and arrived at our heaven-scented destination....only to stand in the cold (and I mean COLD) for two hours before giving up, purchasing a couple of donuts, and staggering to the bustop. That damned place is so small that it was only able to fit the bride and groom's realtives and close friends. what a pisser! Also, you have no idea how many times I was requested to expose my breasts for a strand of cheap, plastic beads...which, by the end of the night, I really wanted for some unknown reason. Some light flashing may have been a bit more appealing if it hadn't have been NEGATIVE FIVE MILLION DEGREES OUT! Really, who thought to have mardi gras in Febuary? Also, um, Portland? Mardi gras? Just...uh uh. Anyway, it took my toesies two and a half hours to thaw out completely. How terrifying - I thought they were going to snap off! Anyway, bottom line: voodoo doughnut talent search = a bust; mardi gras = everyone wants to see my bust.

current mood: drained

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Thursday, January 27th, 2005
3:04 pm

This illustrates exactly how I feel right now.

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Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
9:31 pm
Oh. Lord. I swears, this week is going to kill me. Have so much to do. The stress is eating away at my stomach lining. And my soul. Am kind of nauseated. At least my oceanography notecard is done. Now onto some serious anthro reading.

Am being eroded by my busy work schedule (see how I apply oceanography vocab to real life!!!)

Definitely the most painfully awkward thing I've seen in quite some time.

(obviously, am too busy and important for personal pronouns and/or complete sentences.)

Oh, and also, I am a XSIG--Expressive Sentimental Intellectual GiverCollapse )

current mood: stressed

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Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
3:10 am
That fucking phantom.

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Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
5:42 pm
....And I have a job.

current mood: ecstatic

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Monday, January 17th, 2005
10:40 pm - A Birfday Reflection
My interview went well, methinks. Basically, the most difficult question I was asked was "what is the most recent film you've seen at our theater?" soley because my answer was utterly humiliating...."ahem..er..thephantomoftheopera...cough."

Which leads me to my birthday. So Julia and Claire came by around three twenty and we trekked down to the movie theater to see said film (don't ask me why we wanted to see it - not a one of us could give you an answer, even if we wanted to do so). It was, of course, insanely melodramatic and cheesy and that damned girl who played christine didn't close her stupid mouth once, but I enoyed it immensely...anyway, so, due to the fact that i had been in the dark, absorbed by a world filled with ruffled shirts and maniacal organ music, the fact that it was my birthday was kind of tucked into the back of my mind. Julia told me that Makenna wanted to meet us somewhere for coffee, but we had to pick her up, so we headed over the river, stopping in this strange little area that I did not recognize as anywhere near makenna's house. I thought that perhaps Julia had fallen into a black ditch of sadism and had decided to make us walk to Makenna's (I am such an idiot.) We rounded a corner and Julia started walking into a restaurant, which baffled me - "b-but...Makenna doesn't live in a restaurant!" I spotted Josef first and immediately thought, "Oh my gentle Jesus, WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!" Then i saw Phil and Hannah and Sarah and Makenna and things started to fall into place. "SUPRISE!" So, I was thrown a suprise party at this little Cuban place called "Pambiche" (which is by far my new favorite restaurant). Afterwards, we played a viscious game of Catchphrase, Brian and Phil and i went to Coffee Time for a couple of hours, bonded...and then I was coerced into getting a Fantasy Video Membership. okay, coerced isn't really the right word...perhaps accompanied should be thrown in there somewhere in its place. Anyway, that was quite the experience. It wasn't so much the overwhelming variety of dildos/rubber vaginas/porn in general that I found so flabberghasting...but the fact that they were playing good music. Damien Rice, Rufus Wainwright...all competing with Madonna's "Like a Virgin" that was also on. That was truly shocking. Anyway, that was my birthday. It was fairly mellow, but very nice. Very very very nice. And utterly completely and totally touching. I am desperately in love with my friends. So....


Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!

current mood: thankful

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Thursday, January 13th, 2005
7:38 pm
ugh.

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Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
10:55 pm - "He looks like the kind of fellow who would brothe..."

Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for this - Josef found it. It was going to be my icon, but exceeded some sort of limit or another (I didn't really pay much attention). I just thought, you know, that you needed to see it, because it made me giggle.

Application to University of North Carolina at Asheville is complete and sent sent sent.

Listening to "Dear Sir" reminds me how amazing Cat Power is and how much I've missed listening to her.

I have nothing to say.

EDIT: And here I thought I'd be kip!
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I've had to restart my computer literally six times in the last fifteen minutes. Who wants to volunteer to help me to exorcise my agression? I need to kill something.

current mood: cranky

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